Hayne is a man, with a face.
He lives and works in Western North Carolina with his family, friends, and a bunch of other people he’s never met.
He has beautiful children who laugh a lot, cry alot, and break a lot of his stuff.
His beautiful wife is the most patient woman on the planet, and somehow Hayne was able to trick her into marrying him.
He is the pervertible jack-of-all trades. Though he has never met Jack and has not traded anything since his 1991 trade of an Upper Deck Ken Griffey Jr. Rookie card for over 15 various Ryne Sandberg cards. It was a good trade.
Hayne likes to write in third person.
